Kurt Wagner’s Christmas HC!

british-sam:

• He definitely loves to cook dinner for his guests. He knows he nails it, so he’ll make his friends and family more than enchanted
• He goes all over the mansion singing Christmas carols, in both English and german. His favourite ones are “I’ll be home for Christmas” and “Let it snow”. This last one being the one that makes the rest of the X-Men sing along, at least just a bit (even Logan gets to hum it)
• Kurt buys a x-mas present for each and every single living soul in the mansion, and he doesn’t make it public, but his sweetheart takes much more than just one present from her fuzzy blue boyfriend ❤
• Kurt loves telling jokes around during dinner, and sometimes he makes more than one spit out the eggnog, and in the worst cases, it comes out of their noses
• After a while of not seeing Kurt, you can totally find him “accidentally” under the mistletoe right when you walk under it. Again, “accidentally” ;3
• On December 5th, he dresses up as Krampus, and goes around pranking and disturbing his friends, especially the ones he know are kinda naughty, but on the 6th, he dresses up as Santa and gives away candies for everyone, especially the younger kids, cuz, ya know, both Santa and Kurt love little kids :3
• Once Kurt found a reindeer and teleported it to the mansion to show it to the kids… It went as bad as it seemed it would be, but now the memories make everyone laugh
• Kurt is the first to begin with the decoration around the mansion as soon as the clock hits 12:00 at the X-mansion on December 1st. He loves Christmas to death
• As to the kids, they love to spend their mornings making cookies with uncle Kurt, and he loves to teach them how to at least once a week all December
• Since Kurt came to the mansion, there are Adventskranz all over the place so people can enjoy it (you know, those calendars with 24 or 25 little boxes which represent the days till Christmas, and he fills them with either blossoms or german candies)
• Kurt is one of the top eaters during the holidays. He once told Kitty he gained 4 kg (about 10 pounds) during this time of the year a few years ago
• Once Kurt went a little too far with the eggnog, and he barely woke up the next morning. He said it was “the worst hangover of his life!” and that he would never ever drink it after that so… He stays as far as he can from the eggnog
• On the night of the 24th, Kurt loves to make up games for everyone in the mansion: scrabble and Pictionary are the favourite ones, perhaps no one ever plays uno or monopoly (because of its reputation. You don’t wanna get any X-Men mad in one of those games…)
• Kurt also likes to dance during the holidays, and trust me, he dances his tail off! You’re lucky if he asks you to dance with him and you can keep his pace (cuz he’s got the moves like Jagger!)
• And last but not least, since Kurt is so religious, he keeps everyday in his mind what the Christmas is for. And he loves to remember His birth. Perhaps, he respects everyone who doesn’t share their beliefs, because he knows that they deserve as much respect as everyone else, and they all get love ❤
Merry Christmas, tumblr people! And a lovely and amazing new year!

[Request by @deadpoolmarverlousanna, Danke, mein freund :3]