I Pledge Allegiance…

imaginesnthings:

Hahah this one was way too fun to write.
I’m so sorry for my absence, but I hope you guys dig this one!

Title: I Pledge Allegiance…
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Summary: “Steve and the reader are in a relationship and she realizes that Steve talks in his sleep. Then after a while, she finds out that he recites the pledge of allegiance every single time.”
Word Count: 1,154
Warnings: nothing except a slightly nsfw comment at the end of the story. no biggie though   
 
         For the past few nights, ever since you moved in with
Steve, you’d wake up to incoherent mumbling from an unconscious Steve. At first
you played it off, but when it really got in the way of your personal beauty
rest, you decided it was time to ask for help.

         However, that proved to be more difficult than you expected. Bucky simply shrugged, and Sam was too busy laughing to answer your question.
Tony and Clint gave you suggestive looks, Natasha rolled her eyes, Thor had no
idea, and Banner had too much of an idea, rambling off on the patterns of sleep
and why we dream and blah blah blah. You weren’t sure if it was the lack of
sleep talking to you or not, but it became more and more frustrating to live
with a sleep talking Steve.

         "Hey babe, do you think you sleep talk?“ you
asked politely, careful not to sound accusing.

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