spiderman-imagines:

Being Peter’s best friend and dating him would include…

• Helping each other with homework (Meaning you stealing his science papers all the time)
• Waltzing into his apartment as if it were your own home, because the two of you practically live at each other’s places
• Stealing his food
• “Pete, I’m taking your pop tarts, ok?”
• Being given a spare key into his apartment block
• Aunt May telling you embarrassing baby stories of Peter, and, even better, showing you pictures
• “There was this time he got obsessively attached to this teddy bear, he never let it go and-”
  “Aunt May, please stop.”
• Knowing him better than anyone else
• Which means you knew he was Spider-man immediately
• “Peter, you’re a terrible liar. I know that you’re Spider-man, just admit it.”
  “Wha- no… I’m- I’m not Spider-man.”
• Sassing him all the time
• Tony taking an instant liking to you when he comes to recruit Peter
• “You know, Spider-ling. I’m beginning to think about taking your girlfriend to Germany instead.”
• Peter always being over-protective, even though you’re more than capable of taking care of yourself
• Constantly scaring him just for the fun of it
• Aunt May always asking ‘when the wedding is’
• “Should we have a chocolate or vanilla wedding cake?”
  “Aunt May, please stop.”
• Being the one to persuade him to fight with the Avengers
• “It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. You can’t turn it down!”
• Throwing paper wads at him when he’s doing his homework
• Hugging him from behind whenever’s he’s stressed
• Stealing his web-shooters and making random words around his room
• “Y/n, please stop writing ‘dorkasaurus’ on my wall.”
• Attempting to try on his Spider-man suit
• Overall being an adorable couple