if kurt was a cat, he’d be one of those cats who does weird things like falling asleep dangling on the curtains in your living room, or he’d be really into eating toilet paper, and when you come home, there’s like a trail of toilet paper from the bathroom to his kitty bed where he’s just casually eating it.
or when you try to take him for a walk, he like shuts down, goes limp and you either have to pick him up, or drag him because he won’t move. sometimes, he’ll attach himself to your leg so he doesn’t have to walk.
maybe he likes to watch you shower, and tears up your shower curtains when you close them ‘cause he can’t see you.
imagine him clawin’ up anyone you bring home with you because he doesn’t like strangers and he doesnt wanna share you oh my gosh
It got better. so much better
Toad's Cave 