Avengers Chatroom: Vibranium

avengerschatroom:

Requested By Anon

Pairings: Steve x f!Reader

Scenario: Tony decides to play matchmaker.

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Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Steve.

Steve: What is it, Tony?

Tony: No hello? I am shocked.

Steve: You’ve been bugging me the whole week.

Tony: And I will continue to do so until you tell Y/N how you feel about her.

Tony: It is SICKENING

Tony: I have to sit and watch you two have eye sex all the damn time.

Tony: You undress her. In front of everyone. With your eyes!

Tony: I fear for my innocence.

Tony: Who knows when you and her will pounce on each other?! In front of me!

Tony: I am living in fear.

Tony: I can’t take it anymore.

Tony: The team can’t take it anymore! No one can!

Tony: Nothing to say? Because I’m right? I’m always right.

Steve: I don’t have time for this.

Tony: Too busy daydreaming about Y/N?

Steve: I don’t like Y/N. Can you drop this?

Tony: What are you? 12? It’s so obvious. Just tell her already!

Tony: Or I will take matters into my own hands!

Steve: What are you going to do?!

Tony: Last chance! Tell her or else!

Steve: I doubt she even likes me!

Tony: You jump out of planes without a parachute. You’re scared of rejection?

Tony: You know what, enough talk. I warned you.

Tony has added Y/N.

Tony: Y/N I have something to tell you.

Steve: Don’t you dare!

Tony: Bucky likes you. So does Sam.

Steve: What?

Y/N: Eh? No they don’t.

Tony: Yes, they do. Oh and Steve? You missed out 🙂 I did give you a chance.

Y/N: What did Steve miss out on?

Steve: Nothing.

Tony has added Bucky, Sam.

Bucky: Hey Doll.

Sam: Hey beautiful.

Y/N: Hey guys.

Sam: What are you doing tonight?

Bucky: We could go out.

Steve: Actually Y/N has to help me with some mission stuff.

Y/N: No I don’t?

Steve: Yes you do.

Y/N: Can it wait?

Steve: No.

Bucky: C’mon, Steve. Let Y/N go out with me.

Steve: Maybe another time.

Sam: Ditch the old guy. We’ll take you on the best date ever.

Y/N: Am I dreaming? A date? With the two of you?

Bucky: I must be dreaming because I’ve never seen someone so breathtaking before.

Steve: Don’t you have work to do, Buck?

Nat has joined the chat.

Nat: Why is Y/N blushing so much?

Nat: Ah, I see.

Steve: She’s blushing?

Y/N: No I’m not!

Sam: Cutie ❤

Nat: She’s as red as my hair.

Bucky: Do we make you flustered, Doll?

Tony: If you want, you can borrow my private jet for your date.

Sam: That would be great.

Steve: She didn’t agree to go on a date with either of you!

Tony: Quiet.

Bucky: Did you receive my flowers, doll? They should have delivered by now.

Y/N: Yes, they’re beautiful! I don’t know where to put them. So many!

Steve: Trash them.

Y/N: No! Why would you say that?!

Steve: Well… You go on so many missions. Who will look after them?

Nat: I think if I roll my eyes any harder they’ll fall out.

Sam: Y/N, can I have directions?

Y/N: To where?

Sam: Your heart.

Y/N: That is so cheesy! But cute.

Steve: Okay you know what? I am banning you from flirting with her. Same for you Bucky!

Y/N: Are you my dad? You can’t do that.

Steve: I’m the captain. My orders. It’ll throw you off your game. You can’t be distracted on missions.

Tony: Honestly, what

Sam: Why should we listen to you?

Bucky: Yeah?

Steve: Because I like her!

Steve: I like you, Y/N. A lot. I should have told you sooner.

Y/N: I like you too, Steve!

Bucky: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

Sam: Damn I thought he’d never confess.

Steve: Wait what?

Bucky: Tony made us flirt with Y/N so you’d finally tell her how you felt.

Tony: And my plan worked. I am a genius.

Clark has joined the chat.

Clark: Hello, I am Clark. A journalist for the Yearly Comet. Is it true that you are dating Captain America, Miss Y/L/N?

Y/N: … Tony you need to update the chatrooms. This can’t keep happening.

Nat: And your stalker is back. Let me assassinate him, Y/N.

Y/N: No!

Nat: I’m joking…

Bucky: We could make it look like an accident.

Clark: New headline: The Black Widow threatens innocent journalist. The Winter Soldier is back to murdering people.

Sam: Man shut the hell up.

Clark: What can you say about your latest
debacle? Must be a shame. The Falcon, thwarted by a cat.

Clark: Mr. Rogers, what do you have to say? Are you in a relationship with Miss Y/L/N?

Nat: Don’t tell him anything.

Clark: Miss Y/L/N is quite the beauty. If you aren’t dating her then is it okay for someone else to snatch her up? Say, me?

Steve: You know I was trying my best to contain my temper.

Steve: But no more.

Steve: Y/N. You. Me. Tonight. Dinner. I’ll pick you up at 5.

Clark: I’ve been told I am quite strong, like steel. You don’t scare me.

Steve: You know what’s stronger than steel? Vibranium.

Steve has left the chat.

Nat: Where is he going?

Y/N: I have no idea.

Bucky: I know. I’m going to go help him.

Sam: Me too.

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Clark: Seems like he’s standing down. Mr. Stark, is it true that you stalk your ex, Pepper Potts, on social media at 3 in the morning while listening to ‘I Will Always Love You’?

Tony: Who told you that?!

Clark: I’ve been informed that you are friends with Loki. Were you his accomplice during the New York incident, Miss Y/L/N?

Clark has been disconnected.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: He won’t be bothering any of us anymore. I’ll see you tonight, Y/N.

Steve has left the chat.

Y/N: … What did he do to Clark?

Tony: Does it matter?

Y/N: No. I just don’t want my future husband to go to jail.

Nat: He would never ruin his chances.

Y/N: Well, I have to go get ready. Bye!

Nat: I’ll help.

Nat has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Tony has left the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Why is Steve’s shield in someone’s car? The car is ruined. And why is it in a river?! Am I the only one who watches the news here?!

Clint has left the chat.

Clark has joined the chat.

Clark: YOU WILL ALL REGRET THIS!

Clark: Oh they all left.

Clark has left the chat.