Alex: *gets phone call from parents* Ugh.
Parents: Alex, I know it’s been a while but this isn’t about us. It’s about Scott. He’s… *conspiratorial whisper* like you
Alex: *mutes phone*
Alex: BOOOOOYAHHHH!!!! OH YEAHHHHHH. THAT’S DAMN RIGHT. FUCK YEAH SUCK IT BITCH. FUCKINGGGGG SUUUUUCCCKKK ITTTT. YOU THOUGHT HE WAS ‘NORMAL’ YOU MUTANT PHOBIC ASSHOLES BUT HE’S A BEAUTIFUL LATE BLOOMER, HOT DAMN YES. SCOTTY. SCOTTY. SCOTTY. SCOTTY. THAT’S MY FUCKING BABY BROTHER RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE HAHAHAHA ~HA~ SUCK IT.
Alex: *unmutes*
Alex: I’ll be right there