Can you do a “living with Angel (Warren from XMA) would include?”

xmen-preferences-and-ships:

Living with Warren Worthington iii would include………:

• Scratches and scuffs in the walls from his wings always
  hitting them
• Numerous amounts of broken furniture
• Numerous amounts of broken lamps
• Numerous amounts of broken picture frames
• Him hogging the TV unless you beg
• Him destroying the couch because his wings tear it open
• Feathers everywhere, in the bed, the couch cushions, the
  shower, the floor, the laundry hamper, every fucking surface and orifice of
  yours covered in downy feathers
• Really high ceilings that you would make him clean because
  he is the only one who can reach
• Loud music during the days and even louder at nights, this may
  piss off the neighbors
• The occasional empty vodka bottle on the floor when he’s
  been feeling down
• You having to do the grocery shopping because his wings don’t
  fit in the doors and people throw him out anyway so he waits in the parking lot
• Him always wanting to cuddle with you
• Constant
  affection; that man may act all tough but inside he’s softer than his feathers
  (the real ones not the metal ones)
• You have to cook because no one ever taught him how and your
  patience has worn thin
• Scratches in the ceiling from where you’ve had sex
• Scratches in the walls from where you’ve had sex
• Sex in mid air that is fun but kinda frightening
• No ceiling fans because he keeps hitting them
• Chips in the wooden furniture from his wings hitting them
• No chairs because he can’t find a comfortable way to sit in
  them
• A large place with very little furniture because the
  crowding of too much furniture makes him remember his time being forced to
  fight in the cage
• Nightmares on numerous occasions
• Feathers in the shower drain
• Moldy feathers in the shower drain
• Sticky feathers in the shower drain
• Feathers clogging the shower drain
• Him nearly burning down the house every time he tries to
  cook
• Shower sex is not gonna happen
• You having to help him fix his clothing to cover his back
  but not harm his wings
• Not owning a car because he is practically your personal
  taxi service
• You would have to be the one who works. He would keep the
  house clean (he never does quite get out all the feathers)
• You discovering he is really good at keeping house
• You buying him a pretty apron that has his name (Angel) on
  it with a picture of a cherub on it for when he does the housework
• He actually does wear the apron
• He watches a lot of bad TV
• He would constantly give you presents for all the hard work
  you do. You never ask how he obtains them exactly
• The occasional broken window from his wings
• The occasional metal feather lodged in the wall
• Gigantic windows so he can jump out of them to go flying
  that you keep covered with very large and heavy curtains
• You get 10% of the bed unless you sleep on top of his wing
  which he doesn’t mind. It’s hard to sleep when you have 15 foot wings! There
  aren’t a lot of good positions
• Rips in the mattress from either version of his wings
• Sex is never boring, like at all, this man is kinky as fuck
• He would be the stay home parent
• He would paint the baby’s room
• You jokingly tell him he’s “nesting”
• Your children would be so used to Daddy’s wings they wouldn’t
  be scared of them, they would find them fun, you’ve had to tell them more than
  once not to play with the metal feathers
• Only having other mutants over because humans ask too many
  questions
• The occasional fight that results in feathers embedded in
  the walls
• Make up sex on the ceiling
• Angry sex on the ceiling
• You have sex on the ceiling more than in your bed
• “How did you even get that stain on the ceiling?”
• “How did you get food on the ceiling?”
• “How did you even get footprints on the ceiling!?”
• “Why are there feathers in my ceiling?”
• The constant rips in his clothing
• Him missing you all day
• He snores sometimes and you consider smothering him with a pillow
• Laying down at night with him wrapped around you and never
  needing a blanket because his wings keep you warm
• Laying down every night with the one you love and always feeling safe
• Him laying next to you watching you sleep and wondering what he did to deserve you
• Him whispering how much he loves you when he thinks you finally fell asleep
• You smiling to yourself because you were thinking the same thing