Scenario: The Avengers and co. discuss their Disney equivalents.
A/N: I meant to post this sooner, but the Wi-Fi decided to pull a Loki.
Vision has created a chatroom.
Vision has invited Wanda, Scott, T’Challa, Clint.
Vision: Kindly send assistance to Y/N’s room right away. Make haste.
Wanda: What happened?!
T’Challa: On my way, I may or may not have pushed Bucky out of the way and he fell quite hard. Minor casualty.
Vision: You cannot inform the others. I fear for their sanity as well.
Vision: Y/N is making me watch Disney movies. Thor has managed to escape. The coward!
T’Challa: That’s what you need help with?!
Wanda: T’Challa hurt Bucky because we thought you and Y/N were in danger!
T’Challa: I would’ve pushed him either way so it’s not a problem really. Gives me an excuse actually.
Wanda: Oh. Okay then.
Clint: I’m sorry Vision, but we cannot help you. We’ve all been through the whole Disney movie marathon. SUFFER LIKE THE REST OF US!
Scott: I thought you liked it! I did…
T’Challa: Luckily I do not have to go through it.
Vision: You’re next.
T’Challa: … I have duties to my country. I will not have the time.
Scott: That’s what we all thought. Y/N will find a way to make you watch the movies.
T’Challa: Oh, look at that.
The Dora Milaje
have decided to be near me at all times. Hahahaha. Who could have ordered that?
Vision: Magical flying carpets are a terrible form of transportation. First there is the health risks and then the possibility of dead insects on you. I do not understand why it would be used.
Scott: R.I.P my children …
T’Challa: I thought you were only fond of ants?
Scott: CAN A MAN NOT LOVE ALL INSECTS?
T’Challa: Not when he starts throwing funerals for them.
Wanda: It was a mistake Scott. I really did not see Antony The Second.
Scott: He was so young…
Vision has added Loki.
Vision: You have a strong resemblance to Scar.
Loki: I am nothing like that mutt! Who told you that?! Was it Y/N?
Scott: He’s having “The Marathon.”
Loki: I may have caused the New York incident, impersonated Odin, killed Phil, faked my death, tried to murder my brother, decimated a small town, annihilated tons of people and let the Frost Giants into Asgard but I would NEVER wish that upon anyone! I would rather make love to a bligesnipe than endure that.
Wanda: I thought the God Of Mischief would be a better liar. You loved watching the movies with Y/N, Pietro and I. Also, don’t you father a child from a horse? Seems like you wouldn’t hesitate to love a bligesnipe.
Loki: Silence, you blasphemous wench!
Wanda: I won’t hesitate to inflict pain upon you.
T’Challa: I see your training with Natasha is paying off. This is a new side to you.
Wanda: Thanks. Nat suggested I specifically target Loki as part of my intimidation training.
Loki: Ohhhh, I am SO scared!
Vision: I would not test her, she sent me through several layers of the Earth’s crust. It was like descending to Hell.
Loki: My apologies.
Clint: Doesn’t Thor remind you of Mufasa?
Loki: A bit, yes.
Scott: And Scar is his brother. Yup, definitely you and Thor.
Loki: … Does Scar not kill Mufasa?
T’Challa: He does. Why?
Loki: Oh, no reason. I suppose I don’t mind resembling Scar.
Loki: Now if you’ll excuse me. I must attend to pressing matters.
Wanda: Lurking around the base eavesdropping on everyone and then cackling when you think you have something to blackmail them with is not pressing matters.
Loki: YOU KNOW NOTHING!
Loki has left the chat.
Clint: Which Disney character would I be???
T’Challa: You are too excited about this.
Scott: Robin Hood.
Clint: I WANT TO BE A PRINCESS!
Scott: Merida…
Clint: Better.
Clint: Oooh T’Challa would be Bagheera!
T’Challa: I’m not surprised. Couldn’t you have come up with a more in-depth character?
Clint: Shh. Shh. Just accept it.
Scott: What about me?
Clint: One of the ants from Antz.
Scott: How come you get to be a princess?!
Clint: We should match the others!
Scott: Do that without me!
Scott has left the chat.
Clint: There can only be ONE princess.
T’Challa: It is times like this that I am grateful for my long stays in Wakanda, far, far, far away from you people.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: Oh we actually plan on accompanying you on your return to Wakanda.
T’Challa: I knew this day would come, I just did not expect it so soon.
Tony has added Steve.
Tony: Hello, you left your glass slipper outside.
Steve: What?
Vision: He is indicating that you are Cinderella.
Steve: No. No way.
Tony: C’mon! First you were, well… you. Then you transformed! Just like Cindy.
Steve: How many times did your dad show you pictures of me before and after the serum?
Tony has added Bucky.
Tony: Why don’t you give Steve here a kiss to awaken him from his slumber? Since he’s not Cinderella, he must be sleeping beauty. You know, by being frozen all those years.
Wanda: That’s actually a good match.
Bucky: Why don’t you kiss him Tony? Isn’t it true loves kiss?
Tony has left the chat.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: I forgot. I would totally be Tadashi Hamada.
Tony has left the chat.
Vision: We are watching Finding Nemo now. Fish do not have the mental capacity for such actions.
T’Challa: If we are continuing to find our Disney equivalents, may I suggest Violet and Dash from the Incredibles as Wanda and Pietro.
Clint: BEST. MATCH.
Wanda: Ohhhh no!
Steve: Who are they?
Clint has banned Steve.
Bucky: That wasn’t very nice.
T’Challa: Why don’t you go join him?
Bucky: … but I want to know my equivalent. Also, I’m still upset with you!
T’Challa: It was a minor injury!
Bucky: I HAD A CONCUSSION! SAM DREW ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS AND IT’S NOT COMING OFF! Who draws plums and sausages on someones face?!
T’Challa: … That’s not what the drawings are.
Bucky has left the chat.
Thor has joined the chat.
Thor: Who here can offer me safety from Y/N? I have managed to evade them for the past three hours.
Clint: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
Thor: Who is this Rapunzel?
Clint: You, of course. You know, the Disney princess with long hair, like yours.
Thor: No! Y/N has turned you too! Snap out of it Clint! I shall do what Lady Natasha did for you when you were under my brother’s control! It’s the only way to free you from this curse!
Clint: No Thor wait!
Clint has been disconnected.
Thor has left the chat.
T’Challa: What did Nat do to Clint?
Wanda: She punched him really hard.
T’Challa: … I see Thor as Hercules, don’t you?
Wanda: I do actually.
Y/N has joined the chat.
Y/N: Why was Clint screaming? It stopped so abruptly.
Y/N: Oooooh.
Y/N: Cool, can I match the others too?
T’Challa: Of course.
Y/N has added Nat, Bruce.
Y/N: Nat is Mulan, Bruce is the beast or Stitch.
Nat: Yes I am.
Bruce: The characters with anger issues. Makes sense.
Nat: Bucky would be Buzz Lightyear.
Y/N: Why?
Nat: I blame Tony for this. One second.
Nat:
Loki has joined the chat.
Loki: Y/N, stop cackling so loudly! That’s my thing, not yours!
Loki: Oh I see why, carry on.
Loki has left the chat.
Y/N: Excuse me, there’s something I have to do.
Y/N has left the chat.
Vision has joined the chat.
Vision: I have been spared! Although I wish it was after I was done watching Snow White.
Wanda: I’ll finish watch it with you.
T’Challa: Me too.
Vision: That would be appreciated.
Bruce: Can we watch Bambi afterwards?
Nat: And then Pinocchio?
Vision: Do not tell Y/N, but yes, I would love to watch more Disney movies.
T’Challa: Our own Disney movie marathon.
Wanda: I’ll get snacks.
Bruce: Should we invite the others?
Nat: No. Tony will throw popcorn at Steve resulting in Steve giving Tony a lecture and we know how boring Steve’s lectures are. Sam and Bucky will bicker every 10 minutes, Loki will think it’s funny to hide all the snacks, Thor will try to eat all the snacks and get angry at Loki, Clint may be dead, Y/N has already seen the movies and Peter has an exam tomorrow.
Nat has left the chat.
Bruce has left the chat.
Wanda has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Bucky has joined the chat.
Bucky: I’m back! I got the stupid drawings off. Hey why does Y/N keep asking me to give them a hand? I ask what they need help with but they just start laughing and run off.
Sam has joined the chat.
Sam: I love Disney! Why wasn’t I invited to this chat?!
Bucky: Maybe because nobody likes you.
Sam: This is why I drew dicks on your face, because you are one.
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