fictional-love-is-my-life:

Family: Our child is so sweet and innocent, their so kind and polite.

Me: *Thinking about how to kill everyone in the room, what I would do if a zombie came in, remember the last gay fanfic I read, imagining sex with all the fictional lovelies, and wondering what it would be like to hail satan*

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