I wonder if this choice is too obvious, but can I request “I’ll be his Twinkie” for Peter? It just seems too perfect to pass up.👌😁
5 WITH PETER OMG PLEASE “I’ll be your twinkie”
for the “things my group chat has actually said before” sentence starters, can you do number 5 for peter??
I’ll be his twinkie+ Peter
it’s like this was MADE for peter!
peter + “i’ll be his twinkie.”
Don’t get me wrong, hanging out with the guys is fun! They’re always make sure everyone is in a good mood, and are always making the you guys laugh. But there are just some times when you, Ororo, Jean, and Jubilee need a girls night; much to the guys objections.
Thank God you all didn’t give in to their puppy dog eyes, because currently, you’re having the time of your life.
Sitting on the floor in your shared dorm with Ororo, you’re all giggling like idiots, passing around a bottle of some fancy English wine that you had swiped from Charles liquor cabinet earlier. You guys have talked about pretty much everything so far; from first kiss stories to awkward sexual stories, it’s pretty much inevitable that the next topic of crushes would appear.
But what you didn’t know, is that your three other best friends, are currently sitting outside on the roof, right above the balcony of your dorm.
The guys had gotten bored a little over an hour ago, and thought it’d be fun and interesting to listen in on your girls night. (What do they even talk about when they’re not with us? We know like, everything about them! And bonus points to you guys, for forgetting to close the doors to the balcony!)
It took Kurt a little convincing to bamf them up there to listen, just because Kurt didn’t want to intrude; but he was curious as well, and agreed.
And so far, they’ve roasted Scott a lot after hearing some stories that Jean had told, and laughed their asses off at the fact that all of you guys are drunk.
“Guys, it’s almost one a.m., I’m tired!” Kurt complains, punctuating his statement with a yawn. “Can we go now?”
“Dude, they’re about to break (y/n)!” Peter argues, patting Kurt on the back. “I’ve been dying to know who she likes, man!”
Scott scoffs playfully, and says,
“That’s just because you like her, bro.”
“Hey, I’m just trying to find out the facts, dude.” Peter answers honestly, holding up his hands innocently.
“Well you better listen up, ‘cause it sounds like she’s about to spill!” Scott points out, as the guys get quiet down; listening intently.
“Okay (y/n), you know we’ve been dying to know who you’re crushing on,” Ororo explains, as Jean smiles; Jubilee chuckling already. “So, you’re going to give us three tries to guess who the lucky guy is. Deal?”
Shrugging, you lean forward and swipe the bottle from her, taking a swig. The girls squeal, as the deliberate amongst themselves for a moment.
“Okay, first guess!” Jean exclaims, clapping her hands together. “Kurt?”
You chuckle, and just shake your head.
“He’s like a brother, Grey!”
(Peter sighs in relief, as Kurt just chuckles to himself.)
“Second guess!” Ororo chimes in, crossing her legs. “Worthington?”
Scrunching up your nose in disgust, they all laugh; knowing that you and Warren do not get along.
“What?! We were all thinking that you guys have hate-sex.” Ororo adds, as you throw a pillow at her face; earning a laugh.
Jubilee has a downright mischievous look on her face, as her turn approaches.
“Third guess. If we’re not right, we give up!” Jubilee states, as you laugh, urging her to continue. She looks at Jean and Ororo with that smirk, before she says,
“Peter.”
There’s a split second between the girls and you, and you can’t even think properly; thoughts all fuzzy. Of course they nailed it, but for some reason, instead of getting embarrassed, your words are like vomit; saying the first thing that pops into your mind.
“I’ll gladly be his twinkie.”
And instantly, the girls double over in laughter; howling and practically crying, smacking each other in excitement and happiness. You just join in and laugh, because holy shit, why was that the first thing that came to mind?
When Peter hears this, he’s actually mid-bite into a twinkie. He freezes, as Peter and Kurt just stare at him for a second, before bursting out in laughter. Peter just drops the twinkie, and covers his flushed face with his hands; groaning in embarrassment, and relief.
“I see a lot of cold showers in your future, dude!” Scott wheezes, as Kurt wipes a tear from his eye.
“I can’t believe little (y/n) just said that, Peter!” Kurt adds in, giving Peter firm pat on the back.
Peter just lies back on the roof, with his face in his hands, reveling in the feeling that you actually like him, and probably want to have sex with him.
Now the next problem is: how is he going to able to look at you normally ever again?!
This is perfect I bet Peter gets super flustered whenever Y/n comes around when he has a twinkie
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