Pairings: Sean x Alex
Rating: Mature“I don’t understand the point of this,” Sean said, looking at his boyfriend, Alex, as he fried onion rings.
“It’s a test, to see how long your dick is in onion rings,” Alex said smirking, glancing over at Sean.
“Okay, but why,” Sean asked, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Because I saw it online and wanted to try it,” Alex said, pressing a light kiss to his lovers lips.
Sean wrapped his arms around Alex’s neck, deepening the kiss. Alex chuckled slightly, before a ‘Ding’ sounded behind him causing them to pull apart. Looking over Alex saw that the onion rings were done.
Alex took the rings out of the fryer and put them on a plate, looking at Sean he grinned.
“Once these cool down, we’ll test it out,” Alex stated, before pulling Sean into him, “But for now we can get you hard.”
Alex once more started to kiss Sean, Alex trailed one hand up his lovers back and neck, to tug on the ginger locks, causing Sean to let out a whimper. Alex trailed a hand down to palm Sean through his pants. Sean stopped kissing and started trailong kisses down Alex’s neck, who started to groan and tug harder at Sean’s curls.
“You guys are gross,” a feminine voice said, turning they saw Jubilee standing there, quirking a brow and chewing loudly on bubblegum.
“Seriously Jubilee, can’t you leave us alone,” Alex asked, turning away from Sean.
“Hey it’s not my fault you guys decided the kitchen would be the best place to fuck,” Jubilee stated, before looking at the onion rings, “Your onion rings are done, get them amd get out.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Alex said grabbing the plate, before brushing past Jubilee.
“Why don’t you guys be quiet for once as well, the whole mansian can hear you two when you’re at it,” Jubilee stated, grabbing a glass from the cupboard.
“Alright we will, have fun popping your gum bubbles Firecracker,” Sean stated, following Alex as he headed towards their shared room.
“Hurry up Sean, I want to see how many onion rings I can fit,” Alex said, looking back at his boyfriend.
Once the two got up to their dorm room, Alex placed the plate on the bed before tugging off his pants. Sean rolled his eyes before following suit.
When they were both bottomless the sat on the bed, Alex immediatly started fitting onion rings on his cock. Glancing quickly at Sean, he noticed he was staring at the plate warily.
“C’mon babe, do it for me,” Alex said, causing Sean to look at him with a ‘Are you fucking kidding me’ face, “Please?”
“Fine, whatever,” Sean said, grabbing a ring and squeezing it onto his dick, “Now I’m gonna smell like onions because of you.”
“You know I love you,” Alex said, going back to his previous activity.
“Uh huh, I love you too,” Sean said, continuing with his task.
A minute later both of them had onion rings on their cocks. Sean had six and Alex had eight, causing Sean to frown slightly.
“Mine were just smaller, don’t worry about it,” Alex said, noticing his boyfriends dissatisfaction.
“Uh huh sure,” Sean said sarcastically, sliding the rings off and putting them back on the plate.
“I still love you,” Alex said, planting a kiss on Sean’s cheek.
“Yeah, yeah.
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I have never craved death more so than this very moment
I CANNOT BELIEVE
This is what I come back to. Everything happens while I’m gone, but @seankingofsasscassidy care to explain? I thought you were over this kind of stuff?😵
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