spiderman-imagines:

Being Peter’s girlfriend, and meeting the Avengers would include…

(Requested)

• The team not reacting too well when Peter tells them that he has a girlfriend
• “What’s her name?”
• “What’s her foot size?”
• “How tall is she?”
• “How did you meet her?”
• “When did you meet her?”
• “Why didn’t you tell us?”
• “How the hell did you get her to agree to date you?”
• Peter having to try to persuade the team to meet you for weeks
• “Come on, guys, she’s awesome. You’ll love her!”
• But their all pretty hesitant, especially since their afraid you’ll faint or scream something
• Peter forgetting to tell you that he’d be introducing you to the Earth’s mightiest heroes on the day he was meant to take you to the Avengers Tower
• So he just blindfolds you and tell you that it’s a ‘surprise’“You’ll love it, I promise.”
  “Peter, I swear to god, if you are about to dunk me in a slime tank like the last time, I will slap you into next week.”
• The team being sceptical when Peter walks into the Tower with a blind-folded girl
• “Please don’t tell me you kidnapped her off the street, Parker. You don’t have to lie to us that you have a girlfriend, it’s okay.”
• And when he takes off your blindfold, you just stand there, staring at the team, your jaw hitting the ground
• Everybody expecting you to just cry and fangirl at Steve, or faint at the sight of Tony Stark or Thor, but you just-
• “Oh my god, Black Widow, holy shit, it’s an honour, wow, oh my god.”
• The team standing and watching, confused, as you continue to freak out over Natasha, who honestly doesn’t know what to do in this situation
• Introducing yourself once your finished fangirling
• “I’m Y/n, hi.”
• Tony being his usual rude, sarcastic self when you first introduce yourself
• “Alright, well, Parker, it was nice meeting your lady friend, but I’m going to go down to the lab now.”
• But you wouldn’t take that crap from anybody, not even Tony Stark
• “Yeah, just go down to your man-cave and have a nice little play-date with your robots, Mr. Stark.”
• Which helps you gain instant respect from Clint, Natasha, Steve and Bruce
• The team being surprised that you’re dating Peter
• “I always thought you’d end up dating your Star Wars poster, Parker.”
• Asking every Avenger for a high-five, successfully completing a task on your bucket list
• Ending up spending the entire day at the Tower
• Running around the many levels, checking out all of Tony’s expensive rich people stuff
• “You have a kitchen in the bathroom?! Wow.”
• BAKING WITH THE AVENGERS.
• “Wait, no, Thor you don’t throw the milk at the wal-”
• Spending most of the time having petty arguments with Tony, since both of you are both too stubborn to admit defeat
• “Blue is an awesome colour, Mr. Stark. It’s the best colour, even better than red, in fact.”
• “Red will always win, and you’re stupid.”
• But at the end of the day, the billionaire actually starts to warm up to you
• “Your girlfriend’s not too bad, Parker. Any chance we can replace you with her?”