Amazing fic writers: *posts an hour, maybe a day late* I’m so sorry I was busy and didn’t get this posted in time please forgive me! *fic is perfect with amazing characterization, posts multiple times a week AND has tons of great headcanons*
Inner thoughts: So, when are you posting?
Me: Uh…
Inner thoughts: why does this say your last fic posted was over 3 months ago?
Me: I uh…
Inner thoughts: …idjit. Alright, what about that Momotarou oneshot you were going to make for @Armin_Coconut?
Me: I’m not really good with Momo, I should rewatch.
Inner thoughts: Fine. What about your Crona neko?
Me: *coughs* I should um finish the last eps of Soul eater
Inner thoughts: Since the last eps literally have 0 chance of being related to a neko au…fine, what about that SnK one you started?
Me: Well…I couldn’t figure out who to make it for…or what to do with that I wrote…
Inner thoughts: *getting increasingly frustrated* What about that Akatsuki fic you have a plot for?
Me: *slides imaginary $5* lets just pretend I didn’t forget to finish that anime?
Inner thoughts: *low growly noise* what about your 14 f*cking Ben Mason drafts, 2 of which have almost 1000 or so words??
Me: …I need to finish the last season…
Inner thoughts: THAT CARL GRIMES PARTIAL ONESHOT YOU STARTED FOR WHO KNOWS WHY?
Me: You mean the one that never got past the first paragraph is waiting for me to watch every episode when I need to start at ep 1?
Inner thoughts: *trying not to scream* What about the Alec imagine? the Jordan Kyle?
Me: …y’know, I’ve been meaning to reread those books, maybe then?
Inner thoughts: THE PETER PARKER IMAGINE WITH PLOT?
Me: I’ve never written for him and am scared I’ll do really horrible?
Inner thoughts: THE MYSTIQUE, KURT, WARREN AND PETER IMAGINES YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE PLOT FOR AND SAVED THAT ARE PARTIALLY WRITTEN?
Me: I’M BAD AT CHARACTERIZATION OK??
Inner thoughts: THE OC MYTHICAL BOY X READERS THAT HAVE 4 PARTIALLY WRITTEN DRAFTS? THE MINI FLUFF YOU HAD THE IDEA FOR WITH THE MUMMY? THE 51 PICS YOU HAVE SAVED FOR MORE OF THEM?
Me:…..I hate you….
Inner thoughts: YOU HAVEN’T WRITTEN ANYMORE ONE SHOTS IN 3 MONTHS. SOME OF THOSE ACTUALLY GET READS TOO WHY YOU NO WRITE
Me:……peep?
Inner thoughts: Your a f*cking train wreck.
Me: *shrugs* so uh…I’m just gonna go read some other peoples fics now. ….bye….