Being Deadpool’s daughter, and dating Peter would include…
(Requested)
Warnings: Swearing
Taking on similar powers to Wade; his healing factor, his super-strength and speed, and, sometimes, you’ll even unknowingly break the fourth wall
“Sometimes I wonder if people in another dimension are watching us- Dad, what are you smiling at?”
And, because of your super-healing, your dad doesn’t mind when you come home with a bloody arm, half-hanging off from your body
“Just put some ice on it!”
Being an absolute pro at using katanas and guns
So that when it’s your birthday, Wade gets you different types of lethal weapons
And when it’s your dad’s birthday, you make him a massive chimichanga
Not being a super-hero, but not being a villain- so you’re sort of an in-betweener, like Wade
Peter not being able to grasp the concept that his girlfriend is the daughter of an immortal mercenary
Peter also being very scared of your dad
Hanging out at the Avengers Tower, even though you’re not an Avenger, but nobody really minds
“Tony, have you got any cereal?”
Helping out Vision whenever he tries to cook something in the kitchen, because you’re actually not that bad of a chef
And you both go overboard when you cook together
“Okay, guys, me and Vision made a whole bunch of food. So you probably won’t have to cook for another year or so.”
Being super close to Nat, because she’s bad-ass and awesome and you love her to death
Also being best friends with Wanda, who you love to tease about Vision
“So, Wanda, how’s ‘Vis’?”
“Shut up.”
Training with the Avengers whenever you visit
“Holy- Y/n, are you alright?”
“You sort of just hit me in the face with your indestructible shield, Steve, but I’ll heal.”
Wanting to go to Peter’s high school, but your dad absolutely forbids it
“You are not going to the same school as that spider-kid.”
Hanging out with Colossus and Ellie when your dad is out, probably killing people or something
“Can we go and get Chipotle?”
Wade getting you your own mini-Deadpool suit
“You can be my mini-sidekick who kills people by my side!”
But it looks ridiculous, so you get Ellie to help you make your own costume
Doing average, normal, every day activities with Wade, which surprises Colossus
“Shouldn’t you two be out… murdering people, or some other violent scheme?”
“Colossus, just because we’re crazy psychopaths doesn’t we can’t make grilled cheese
Since you and Wade both heal extremely fast, Friday family game nights usually include throwing sharp cutlery at each other. A head shot is worth 100 points.
“Aw, damn it, I missed.”
“Take another shot, I dare you.”
Having to take extreme caution when your first introduce your dad and Peter face-to-face
“Dad, put the knife down. Peter doesn’t heal instantly like you.”
“Dad, please do not skewer my boyfriend.”
“Dad, dad, no!”
Colossus trying to persuade Wade to let you go to school at the X-Mansion
“Wade, be reasonable. She is very talented, and she could learn a lot at the school.”
“Listen, Colossus, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I am never sending my daughter to that school. It’s already confusing enough with the Stewart-McAvoy timeline mash-up!”
But, nonetheless, Colossus still somehow manages to get you to attend Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters behind Wade’s back
And you don’t mind, it’s actually pretty fun there
Wade being completely appalled when he finds out that you go to school at the X-Mansion
But him being even more horrified when you get your very own X-Men suit
“You are not wearing that piece of shit.”
Realising that Professor X isn’t as demonic as Wade made him out to be
“Hello Y/n, welcome to the X-Mansion.” “Wait, so you don’t eat children?
“…No, I don’t believe so.”
“Oh, okay, because my dad told me that you like to eat your students.”
Meeting a lot of new friends like Kurt, Scott, Jubilee, Ororo, Jean, and Peter
Peter is a bit of a peculiar case for you, because your boyfriend’s name is Peter, and Quicksilver Peter always flirts with you
“Looking nice today, Y/n.” “Maximoff, for the last time, I have a boyfriend.”
But when you tell Peter (your boyfriend) about Quicksilver Peter, he doesn’t seem to believe you when you tell him about the X-Mansion
“Y/n, I think you’ve had too much candy. There’s no such thing as a school full of super-powered kids. “ “But I’m telling the truth!”
So you ask your dad about why Peter won’t believe you when you tell him about the X-Men
“Y/n, you’re my kid, so your life is going to be pretty fucked up. There’s this thing called the MCU. So you’ve got the Avengers, and you’ve got the X-Men, but both of them don’t know each other exist, and-”
“I don’t understand a word you’re saying, Dad.”
You and Jubilee taking Kurt to see the city, and showing him around shopping malls
Training in the Danger Room with the rest of the team
Occasionally skipping classes to explore the school with Jean
Pranks.
All. The. Time.
Which is the only thing that Wade approves of when you go to the X-Mansion
“Make sure you flood the school, Y/n.”
Nightly adventures with your dad
“Let’s play that game where we walk around in a dark alleyway in the middle of the night, and try to see how many people try to rob us.”
Hanging out at Peter’s apartment when you wait for him to get home from school
Baking with Aunt May (Who doesn’t know that you’re the daughter of one of the deadliest mercenaries in the world)
“Two eggs… Aunt May, where are the eggs?”
You and Wade being a dynamic fighting duo, who always go to fights with each other
And you arrive at those fights by riding in Dopinder’s taxi, who will always drive you and your dad to your brawls
“How are you, Mr. Pool?”
Wade refusing to even step foot into the X-Mansion, but he will occasionally pop out of a random bush while your walking around the gardens
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