when Bucky saw Peter in the Spiderman suit the first time he was like “what the hell is that” so can we please just take a moment to imagine him meeting the Guardians of the Galaxy crew. imagine him meeting Groot and Rocket. Rocket would start speaking and Bucky would be like “…T’Challa man, I need you to put me back under bc my head still ain’t right, I’m telling you that Racoon just asked me for my arm”
“Bucky where did the abundance of flowers in your hair come from?” “I don’t fucking know Steve, the tree just keeps placing them there, because the tree can move”
“Sam…that woman is Green. That woman is Green and it’s not even the weirdest thing I’ve seen today because the Racoon talks and carries a gun” “Remind me to introduce you to Bruce”
“Steve….the talking Racoon understands the talking tree, am i the only one that can only hear the words I, Am and Groot?”
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