10k and jerking off

anne-mayday31:

10k-au-archive:

I didn’t want to force that on people so I compromised.

Doc has started cultivating his own portable z-weed garden, His pockets are always spilling blunts. 

He convinces 10k to have a smoke with him, by telling him that it’s food for the soul. 

10k gets incredibly high, he can see a gospel choir. He tries to show Warren. 

“Boy, you need to sober up” 

“WHY IS THERE TWELVE OF YOU, ARE YOU JESUS?” 

Addy sees 10k trying to undo his trousers, fumbling with the buttons and whining like a puppy when his fingers don’t work. She helps him get them undone and then stands back, to see him push them down to his ankles and step out of them. 

“Alright I’m out” She decides she has lots of things she needs to get done. Taxes won’t do themselves and so forth. 

Doc is laughing a few metres away, face down in the dirt. 

“Whip it out, kid”

“DO NOT, WHIP IT OUT” warns a tired Warren, throwing his trousers back at him. 

10k whips it out. 

Vasquez punches his lights out and then puts him away and puts his trousers back on. 

“Did you just manhandle his….” Warren has a hand on her forehead. 

Addy can’t believe she missed Vasquez breaking his lawful neutral state and touching someones dick. 

Vasquez has touched lots of dicks in his time. 

He won’t give anyone any context.  

Edit: Vasquez tells 10k that if he ever sees his dick again, it’ll be two inches shorter. 10k likes to avoid z weed AND vasquez these days

SEND ME HEADCANNONS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG 

I like this one… it reminds me of this lol

I’m snorting 😂 oh geez 10k

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