Smutish hc: awkward places that 10k has gotten boner & why. Idk if you’ve done this already but here

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Anonymous said: 10k and awkward boners

10k’s first awkward boner is when he sees Addy bashing a Zs head in with a stray garden gnome. It appears rather quickly that he has a thing for women exerting great power. hE’S NOT TUrNED ON BY GNOMES HE WANTS THAT TO BE CLEAR.

Huge arousal when Cassandra grabs his thigh in the car during the twister. He hopes that she doesn’t move, She’s already very close to his crotch. Then the car rolls, hoooooEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAA BOY.

When the group gets drunk, 10k finds that the alcohol tends to bring on a hard-on. One time, he tells Doc on a slur, and Doc congratulates him on his penis. Then he spots Warren and decides to let her know as well. 

It turns out Warren hasn’t been drinking, 

Warren isn’t as appreciative of this information as Doc.

When they’re out and about, and it creeps up on him, he tries to hide it by holding his rifle vertically in front of him. From across the bed of the truck, Addy starts giving him a weird look whenever he does this. 

10k is quickly trying to think of an explanation. 

Addy thinks that 10k is hoarding supplies down his pants. She’s plotting to sneak up on him and grab some of them. 

Vasquez finds a few mens mags in a trashed store and he gives them to 10k, 

“These should help with your issue, kid” 

10k is glad, perhaps these will mean that he stops getting excited every time Warren wields her machete around him. 

Sorry about this, it’s terrible XD

I love it 😂 great way to start the morning

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