Villain : – injures Spidey in a fight-
Spidey: -groans loudly- You’re going to regret that….
Villain: – laughs – Oh yeah? What are you gonna do, call in an army?
Spidey: -sighs- I don’t even have to call. Stupid tracking devices and suit scanners imbedded in the mask….
Tony: – breaks down the wall – MY SON!YOU COME TO MY TOWN AND HURT MY KID?!
Spidey: This is Queens. You live in New York City. You are also not my dad. None of your statement is true.
Steve : – breaks through window –
-Grabs Villain by the collar- I’M PEST CONTROL FOR SPIDERMAN, AND I’M GOING TO BREAK ONE BONE IN YOU FOR EVERY BIT OF PAIN YOU CAUSED MY SPIDER
Villain: OH GOD DON’T KILL ME LOOK HE’LL BE OKAY MAN
Spidey: – standing up from the floor, trying to calm the No Chill brothers- Honestly, it’s only a broken arm, I’ll be OKAY
Winter Soldier: – walks in after explosion outside – Steve told me somebody beat up my little bro. I’m here to bury that person.
Spidey: -Desperately apologizing to his bad guy – I don’t KNOW how to turn them off , just run before SHE gets here, move countries , go into hiding , I am so sorry but your life is forfeit now , you’ll have to make your living selling homemade cookies now but just RUN
Wanda: All right, who tried to kill Peter? I must return the favor, as they say.
Villain: Is that her?
Spidey: Wait for it….
-badass motorcycle entrance by Natasha-
Natasha: I CAME HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND I’M OUT OF GUM SO WHO IS GETTING MY BOOTS IMPRINTED ON THEIR ASS?!
Villain: SAVE ME SPIDEY I SWEAR I’LL DEVOTE MY LIFE TO CHARITY
Bruce: Yeah, hey, I barely KNOW the kid but he’s a sweet child and you hurt him and – HULK WILL BREAK YOU
Thor: I have been alerted through the Phone of Cells that Man of Arachnids has come to harm . Darcy recommended I remove the spine of his enemy . Jane requests for me to protect Man of Arachnids as he is “smol” and ” precious “. I must honor these wishes.
Villain: – has resigned themselves to their fate-
Spidey: – has climbed onto the ceiling and made a web in the corner to wallow in shame- I hate all of you
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