Biggest little sub (Peter Parker x Reader)

imaginingspiderman:

Request: How about Tony trying to give Peter a talk on how to be big with the ladies and all, then reader whose dating Peter comes in and is laughing like “Peter is the biggest little sub there is, right baby?” Peter becomes a mess and Tony just PeTeR!¡?¿

A/N: I loved writing this, I swear. This was extremely funny! I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it! x

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‘’Son, listen to me’’ Tony said to Peter as he stopped working on a new project. ‘’You are going to start college this year, and the most I’ve ever seen you interact with a girl in these two years of knowing each other, has been when you have talked to Wanda, Natasha or [Y/N]. I don’t mean to be rude, but you need to get yourself a girlfriend,’’ he paused, waiting to see Peter’s reaction, who was blushing and opening and closing his mouth repeatedly, ‘’and that’s what I’m here for. I’m going to teach you how to get yourself a girlfriend.’’
Petter turned around in his stool and looked at Tony, trying to find the words he wanted to say.
‘’Mr. Stark, you really don’t have to-‘’ Peter started, trying to get Tony to forget about the conversation.
‘’Oh, but I do have to. Even Barnes has more dates than you.’’
‘’Hey! That’s not true!’’ Peter fired back, suddenly offended.
Tony raised his eyebrows and smirked.
‘’Ok, tell me a girl you’ve gone out with recently’’ Tony told him.
Peter turned back to the computer and started typing random things on his keyboard, trying to look busy.
‘’You don’t know her’’ he whispered.
Tony laughed and shook his head.
‘’Peter, if you want to get a lady to date you, you have to make sure to look confident, sure that you have the world at your feet, sure that you are amazing. Compliment them, buy them gifts, and don’t get nervous. Look confident. That’s the most important thing there is.’’
Just as Peter was about to answer, [Y/N] entered the lab, looking at her phone. She lifted her head and smiled, waving at the boys.
‘’Hey, guys!’’ she kissed Tony’s cheek as she passed by his side, making him smile softly. She was like a daughter to him, even if she had her own family. ‘’I forgot my homework’’ she said, pointing to the table Peter was sitting at. She walked up to him and smiled softly at him, her hand resting on his back for a moment. ‘’What were you talking about?’’ she asked while she took all the papers scattered around the table.
‘’Noth-‘’ Peter tried to say.
‘’I’m giving Peter lessons on how to be dominant and attract the ladies’’ Tony said, looking serious. ‘’He needed someone to teach him.’’
‘’Really?’’ [Y/N] asked, raising her brows at Peter. She then looked back at Tony, laughing a little and taking all of her papers in her arms. ‘’Peter is the biggest little sub there is. Right, baby?’’ she asked before kissing Peter quickly when he looked at her and leaving the room, a grin on her face.
Peter looked back at his computer slowly, his cheeks burning red and his hands sweaty. He could feel Tony’s gaze on him, and when he looked at him, Tony was looking at him with wide eyes.
‘’You are… I mean, are you…?’’ Tony stopped for a minute and just seemed to take everything in, his eyebrows raising when he was done. ‘’So you have a girlfriend and you are the sub. Nice to know’’ he said before returning to his job, chuckling a little.
A few minutes later, Tony turned off his computer and looked back at Peter, a grin on his face.
‘’I guess you are not Spiderkid any longer’’ he told Peter, not even trying to hold back a laugh.
‘’Mr. Stark!’’