1. find a pet store or humane society that has adoptable cats or dogs. go pet one for half an hour. many places encourage you to do this to help socialize the animals. be sure to tell sam he cant come. one of the cats might eat him.
2. go to a dollar store and pick out the worst $1 movie you can find. make a blanket fort and watch it, ideally with a friend. i recommend Thor. he can narrate any movie and make it sound like its freakin lord of the rings
3. take a nap. a regular one, not a frozen one
4. compliment the next five people you see. you get to chose if those compliments are menacingly specific or not. ‘wow tony. those are some very nice eyeballs. id love to keep them in a jar on my desk and just look at them all day.’
5. find a bad joke site. read them out loud to a pet or friend until one of you starts laughing. stare them down until they stop. continue reading. repeat