*brings sugar cookies shaped and decorated like knives* have you considered knitting as a therapy? You can take it with you places and make cool stuff and have convenient weapons for stabbing.

buckykingofmemes:

i actually already know how to knit. lots of us wwii guys do actually, because a lot of us knit our own winter gear. weirdly, despite being such an artsy guy, steve never got the hang of it. one time i caught him just using a whole ball of yarn as a hand warmer. so me and the howlies used to knit stuff for him, so he wouldnt freeze (yeah. that worked out well in the long run) when we were camped out at night. and it was the fucking ugliest knitwear anyone ever made. we all used to practice new patterns and stitches on his stuff, so it wound up being this kinda camo effect with whatever drab-color yarn we had to spare. he looked like some kind of yarn monster that the flag had puked on.

somehow some of it wound up in the smithsonian somewhere. they describe it as ‘a form of rudimentary camouflage the commandoes employed’ which is…

we were just giving steve shit