writingsofawaywardnerd:

the-kawaii-buckybarnes:

i am crying

How tf
Why tf
What tf

wtf are they doing in hydra anyway??

‘To reach the maximum assassin levels we must wax his chest until it shines and tan him until golden brown. And yes, unlike what you may have been told *squints at solder* the chest-waxing must be done by hand. I must do it. Only I can wax his chest to make it shine correctly. DO NOT QUESTION ME THIS IS HOW IT MUST BE DONE.’