PETER PARKER HAS ONLY EVER BROKEN ONE BONE AND IT WAS HIS COLLARBONE WHEN HIM AND THE READER TRIED TO DO THE SPIDERMAN KISS AND HE FELL

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I’M CRYING OH MY GOD I CAN LITERALLY IMAGINE THIS AS IF IT WAS THE SCENE AT THE BEGINNING OF UP WHEN CARL IS A LITTLE KID AND IS GOING TO RETRIEVE HIS BALLOON AND WALKS ONE STEP AND FALLS DOWN AND IT IMMEDIATELY CUTS TO AN AMBULANCE