I feel like most of the xmen guys, like teenagers at least, are 100% the type to slip their hands into their girls back pockets for a lil ass grab? Like oh no babe, ur pocket is empty.. lemme just.. fix that for you.. ~MP anon

quiskcilver:

quiskcilver:

emmcfrxst:

yES (don’t mind me i’m just laughing really hard rn bc i’m thinking abt scott grabbing his s/o’s ass and failing bc he sucks,,,,,,,,, i lov him)

SCOOT MISSES THE POCKET AND ENDS UP FALLING OVER

“Scott what are you doing on the floor?”

“UHHHHHHHHHHH.”

“You tried to reach for my pocket didn’t you?”

“Maybe.”

“Come here Scoot.” YOU PROCEED TO PUT YOUR HAND IN HIS POCKET

SCOTT CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT this is just sad

I’d so do that though