callmeofficergrayson:

protagonistically:

No but okay, Jason Todd getting a doctorate in History or English. Mostly so that he can be all like, ‘EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, I’M A DOCTOR OKAY.’

And Tim is just like, ‘A DOCTOR OF ENGLISH, JAY. IN WHAT EMERGENCY WOULD YOU BE HELPFUL?’

A LITERARY EMERGENCY, TIM. WHICH SEEMS TO FOLLOW EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH!