seaweedbrainjackson:

gr33kg0ds:

rick probably never WOULD but imagine a pjo theme park 

• a ride o’ love flume ride 
• arena battles for entertainment, with mr. d as the presenter who sits in the chair (kinda like medieval times set up) 
• you can get nectar in one of those cool collectible cups with the giant bendy straw and it has like a bunch of different characters to collect 
• cabin specific merchandise 
• a drakon roller coaster 
• one of those theatrical rides where you sit down and get moved around and the screen plays in front of you – percy, annabeth, and tyson’s ride into the sea of monsters and getting swallowed by charybdis 
• little greek myth facts littered throughout the parks written by Rick and put on plaques, or just like little commentary

  on a plaque in front of a statue of apollo:

  “do you see this? it’s me! that scary annabeth lady got someone to make it! ha, fantastic!“ 

• a hall of demigods “designed” by annabeth chase, that is a building filled with famous demigods and history and artifacts, like a little museum 
• you can get ambrosia squares at a bake shop filled with demigod themed desserts 
• the dam snack shop 
• a hydra roller coaster 
• a blackjack roller coaster, where before it starts, blackjack’s voice goes “ready to go, boss?” on the speaker 
• another theatrical ride where they’re all escaping from luke and they use daedalus’ wings to fly 
• chb merchandise 
• idt Rick would want to hire face characters to walk around the park for any of his characters but i think it’d be more like the hp theme park where u see durmstrang students, so like maybe chb campers and cj campers 

there’s a lot more i can think about and a lot of the themes in the books are serious and not all fun and games but the age group for this series is middle schoolers and i think they’d like a theme park like this

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