When I die, I’m going to be the most bothersome ghost ever. I’m gonna be watching my shows no matter how many times you try and change it, be reading fanfiction on your computer all hours of the night, shout the most random things in the middle of the night, hide little objects in weird places, tell you the worst puns and jokes ever just to be a pain in the ass and honey, you ain’t keeping any secrets.
I’m going to be the most annoying spirit ever, good luck whoever lives where I decide to die.