My daughter/son : Mum,what did you do when you were a teenager? I bet you did cool things and that you were popular in high school.
Me: *has flashbacks on all the nights I had spent on Tumblr, all the fandoms,having weird fangirls as friends, all the times ive shipped gay pairings and all the times I pretended to be in a relationship with a fictional character,some band member,or a youtuber*
Me: yeah, i was pretty cool
Me:..
Me: No actually, there’s this thing-