a few days after you told Warren you’re pregnant (to which he was ecstatic) Warren was talking to you about how excited he is, what color you should paint the nursery, all that, and you sit down at the kitchen table, all serious and say “Warren, we need to talk” poor Bird boy gets all worried and nervously sits across from you wondering if he’s done something wrong you reach over and take his hand (worrying him more)
“Warren, baby, you know I love you but I have to tell you now,” you pause for a second, taking a deep breath while he starts to internally panic “there is no way on this earth we are naming our child Warren Kenneth Worthington the fourth. I love you more than life but I’m not doing that to a kid.” and he breaks down crying in relief and hugs you.
He never would have suggested that but is relieved hearing it because he wont let his child go through any of the pain he did, not even the horrible extremely teasable name. (And certainly not Kenneth. Kenneth means he’s in trouble and he knows all to well how that shiver down the spine feels when you coldly say ‘Kenneth’ when he’s in trouble. There’s just some kind of ‘horror movie monster is right behind you going to make you eat celery’ feel to the name for him
Bonus
Everyone in the mansion knows Warren is in deep shit when you yell Kenneth, and they all move to clear you a path, no one will protect Warren when its Kenneth time. Scott once tried to be a good bro while drunk off his ass and help him before, he now trembles and runs at the sound of Kenneth, giving Warren a ‘good luck’ eagle scout salute before hiding behind Jean
Toad's Cave 