imagine when Peter Parker has a kid though, you’re out for the day and Peter’s at home with your not yet walking toddler, he goes into the kitchen for a glass of water while baby is playing and when he comes back, they’re gone. He starts to panic tearing the apartment apart and he hears the baby do that giggle/laugh babies have and he looks up, his child inherited his spiderness and is crawling on the ceiling. Peter then promptly proceeds to pass out.