Jace: [In a crowd and can’t find Alec] This calls for drastic measures

Jace: [uses hands as a microphone] ALEC LIGHTWOOD, MAKE ME A PIE

Alec: [from across the room] ONE, I DO NOT HAVE ANY PIE INGREDIENTS

Alec: TWO, I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PIE

Alec: AND THREE, I AM NOT YOUR BITCH

Jace: found him