roadhonk:

iwilleatyourenglish:

things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

• the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 
• a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
• when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
• there are college students who own a house phone
• faye dunaway is there
• there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
• the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
• the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
• can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
• toot toot