v-writings:

Whoops I’ve been thinking about this Kurt Wagner HC since yesterday and I need to get it out so here it goes

It’s common knowledge that Kurt is a soft, needy baby and he’s constantly sitting in your lap or falling asleep in your arms and you often carry him to bed asleep with his legs around your waist because he loves it and he doesn’t give a damn about what other people think but one day imagine scott asks him why he’s always sitting in your lap because he doesn’t completely understand it and he’s never seen a guy sitting in his girlfriend’s lap like that or let alone act the way Kurt acts with you and Kurt just so happens to be curled up in your lap when he asks him that and he just stares at him unimpressed and says “Have YOU ever tried it?” and Scott is like “OF COURSE NOT” and Kurt just smiles and nuzzles your neck before shrugging his shoulders and saying “if you had you vould know vhy I do it” and you’re just trying to not laugh at Scott’s face so you just hide your face on Kurt’s hair and kiss it softly

And that’s the story that explains how you found Scott sitting on Jean’s lap a week later