Peter Parker dating a someone whose a few months older than him so when their birthday hits, now they’re older than little Petey so you just have to tease him about it, then he gets some goofy text their caller ID is something cutesy like ‘love of my life’ and it reads ‘so am I coming over to babysit tonight at your place or?’ and Tony of course knows they’re dating (nosy Stark must know spider-sons love life) “So Parker, into older men/women eh?”