fictional-writing:

OK but imagine Anakin Skywalker being in a commercial like those anti-smoking ones only it’s anti-Dark Side.

“I thought I could just save Padmé and then be done with it, but I ended up getting my limbs cut off and set on fire by my old Master.”

“Don’t do Sith, kids.”

“I have a breathing problem because of the Dark Side.”

“Just because you think the lightsabers are cool doesn’t mean it is cool. Sith kills.”

“I quit because I love my kids. Also I died. But mostly because I love my kids.”