Scott’s the person who would walk under a tree only to have an angry cat land on him and start attacking him, because the cat was happily purring while Kurt petted her in the tree, but Warren flew past and hit the branch they were sitting on
then he would start running while the cat was attacking him in circles like in cartoons, yelling for Jean to save him but end up not being able to see because his glasses came off and he has to cover his eyes while he’s being attacked and ends up running straight into the lake.

At exactly the time Duck was swimming to the shore, and she’s now pissed at the guy flailing in the 2 foot deep part
Bertha was probably coming to get a drink at this time too so she walks up to him and affectionately licks his hair up.