Dating Peter Parker would include…

theamazingdanyisonfire:

(Not my gif)

• C U D D L E S ;
• “I’m hungry”
• “Hi hungry, i’m Y/N” ;
• Him telling you that he is Spider-man by accident like :
• “What the fuck is this stinky white shit all over the place?!”
• “IT’S WEBS! SPIDER WEBS! I’M SPIDER-MAN! DON’T THINK ANYTHING PERVERTED”
• “Too late- Wait you are THE Spider man!?” ;
• Peter sneaking in your house through the window. ;
•  jEaLoUsY ;
• You talking on the phone with him through the entire fight
• hearing
• “HOLY SHIT” and “THAT WAS AWESOME” every five seconds ;
• Spider puns!!!!
• “Hey Peter”
• “Yeah?”
• “What part of a computer does a spider use?”
• He sighs “What?”
• “THE WEBCAM”
• “Y/N why” ;
• Going overprotective mode when you heard that Tony told Peter that he is nothing without his suit like:
• “IF ANYTHING, YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR SUIT YOU LITTLE BITCHY TWAT”
• Tony being impressed how much outburst came from you
• Telling Peter that there are more reasons why he is stronger without the suit, then stars in the sky ;
• Aunt May loving you, and you loving her.
• She is like a mother to you
• AND THEN YOU SEE STARK FLIRTING WITH HER IN THE LIVING ROOM 
• “LEAVE!!!” you shout
• Tony pretending not to know why you were screaming at him
• Peter has to hold you back, because you were jumping to kick the living shit out of Tony
• And Tony being like : 

  ¯_(ツ)_/¯ ;

• “Peter?”
• “Yes?”
• “What do you get when you cross spiders and corn?”
• “*Sigh* What”
• “A COBWEB”
• “Y/N, leave”