batarangtotheheart:

dc-hoe:

allthatglittersr:

holdmeclosertonydanzah:

Damian: Father. Please revoke your ‘No profanity’ rule.

Bruce: Why?

Jason: *Somewhere in the manor* WELL THAT JUST DILLS MY PICKLE.

I just love this so much omg…just imagine the challenge of it all for the Batboys to find the most irritating substitutes in revenge. Like it progresses to an INSANE LEVEL and Damian is just so done with then  

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Bruce: Jason you are in so much trouble–

Jason: I GUESS YOUR KNICKERS ARE IN A KNOT!

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Tim: I know you stole my coffee, you egg-suckin’ dawg!

Bruce: *sighs* Not you too…

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Dick: Gosh golly, YOU KNOW SOMETIMES BRUCE REALLY GETS MY GOOSE

Damian: Grayson NO

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Jason: *waving gun around* Oh no demon spawn! I have a Rooty Tooty Point ‘n Shooty!

Damian: *crying internally* TODD, THAT’S NOT EVEN A PROFANITY

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Jason: I’m gonna tan your hide!

Riddler: Wait what?

Jason: You don’t watch out, I’m gonna cream yo’ corn!

Riddler: Wait does that mean you’re going to kick my ass??? Wat???

Jason: *roundhouse kicks him* Yes.

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Jason: Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

Bruce: FUCK IT, JUST CURSE. I DON’T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE JUST STOP FUCKING TALKING LIKE THAT PLEASE GUYS. YOU ARE KILLING YOUR FATHER

Tim, an intellectual: Jay, I guess someone really dilled his pickle today

But imagine Jason swearing in book titles thooooo

Oh my god