Clark: It’s not that being around kids makes me uncomfortable, but why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle?
Kon: *crying in the corner* Please love me.
Clark: *points at Batman*
Clark: There’s an open dad right there.
Bruce: Actually I’m taken.
Clark: Like you’d even notice one more.
Clark: *flying around with Jon* I was so wrong. Being a dad is great!
Kon: *hopeful look*
Clark: No.
#bruce would totally adopt kon tho#he wouldn’t even notice#blue eyes? check#black hair? check#bam he’s ur son now
Bruce: Who was that teenager in the hall?
Alfred: Did he look different than the other ones?
Bruce: No.
Alfred: Then let it go.
I’m still upset that Bruce didn’t adopt Billy Batson.
Orphan. Blue eyes. Black hair. The need to do good. Billy. Bat. Son.
Bruce: I swear that one was new.
Alfred: What makes you say that?
Bruce: None of the other short ones smile that much.
Alfred: Just accept it.
Bruce: …okay.
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