factsinallcaps:

factsinallcaps:

lady-caffeine:

factsinallcaps:

THE LESSER-KNOWN LEGENDARY GREEK HERO BOPHADES WAS CURSED BY THE GODS THAT NO ONE IN GREECE WOULD BE ABLE TO ASK HIS NAME. LIKE ACHILLES’ HEEL, ALSO HAD A FATAL WEAKNESS.

… what was his weakness?

GLAD YOU ASKED!! HE COULD ONLY BE DEFEATED IF HIS ENEMY COULD GET A HOLD OF BOPHADES’ NUTS!!!

I GENUINELY HAVE NO RESPONSE TO THIS