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schmergo:

Contrary to popular stereotypes associated with fanfiction, I have never written a sex scene, but I did once write a scene in which Voldemort went on a blind date with someone he met on the internet, but it turned out to be Harry Potter catfishing him, so I’m not sure what’s worse

I once wrote a story where Willy Wonka was the true villain behind the dementor attacks because he knew that would increase chocolate sales