Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection

adarkroomandawallflower:

Omg no I have not

reading this forced me back into all those times of being forced to watch Old Horse Movies™ on a tiny flickering barely color tv in the dark throughout the night while laying on tasseled pillows that smelled like peanuts