- when i say this is the cutest thing peter has ever done for you
- i can’t even exaggerate it
- saying goodbye to him was a bitter-sweet moment for you because you were always worried about him and would miss him, but you were extremely proud of him for getting to go on his first mission
- peter knew you’d be missing him
- and of course lil’ homeboy was desperately wishing you could’ve gone with him
- “happy, why can’t we bring y/n???”
- “do you even think about the things you ask me before you do so?”
- “no….”
- anyways peter wanted to make sure you still felt included on this huge milestone of his
- he’d decide he was going to take videos to keep you posted like all the vlogs he had seen on youtube
- oh my god he tried to keep it secretive so he could surprise you once he got home
- but he was just so excited you ended up getting multiple vlogs a day
- and you were most definitely not complaining about how cute your boyfriend was
- “ok so we’re getting on the plane now…if you were here you could’ve sat here”
- and he’d point the camera to the seat directly next to him
- “or here :))”
- and now the camera would move to his lap
- but he’d move the camera away hella quick as soon as happy came by the aisle and shut up
- he didn’t get much sleep on the flight, so that was probably the longest vlog
- a good 40 minutes after being edited
- he had to split it up and send it to you in like 9 separate parts
- you watched every second of it
- “what’s a movie we haven’t already watched?”
- “how far do you think i can throw this cup without hitting anything?”
- “i wonder if my webs would stick to clouds- wait no that doesn’t obey any laws of science or physics…they’d just cut right through… should i invent webs that stick to clouds??”
- “oh wait, you can’t answer me at the moment so i should stop asking so many questions..”
- waking up happy every hour or so with his shenanigans and getting it on film
- stark even got a huge kick out of these clips
- “ok.. *yawn* i think i’m gonna get some sleep since we got 35 minutes *yawn* left.. i miss you already”
- pouty, sleepy peter aw
- the next one came from his arrival in berlin as he was walking around with happy
- “so…not sure exactly why we’re here, but this is so cool!”
- “oh my gosh i’m totally bringing you to berlin next time!!!!”
- “happy, say hi to y/n!!”
- “please save me from your boyfriend”
- also: “i really don’t know how you’re dating him”
- him showing you allllll the scenery
- “woah, i feel like a really cool narrator”
- lots of !!!!!! coming from peter at actually everything he sees
- “peter, you know we’re in public, people are staring”
- “sorry babe, i guess that’s my cue to go, i’ll call you when i get to the hotel”
- lot’s of kisses being blown to the camera
- him opening up his camera right after ending the last one
- “oH AND I MISS YOU OKBYE”
- next up was the iconic hotel introduction
- “dO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THIS ROOM”
- “we could both have king size beds in here”
- “wait, that’s dumb you can just sleep with me”
- peter setting down the phone while he’s changing into his little homemade suit so the camera goes black for a minute and you hear a small crash
- “i’m fINE JUST HIT THE LAMP”
- peter hyping himself up in the camera and it makes your heart swELL
- “do i look ok? i think stark is gonna be impressed, i added a new-”
- “what is that? what are you wearing?”
- “it’s my suit :))”
- oh my gosh you actually had to take a screenshot of the look on peter’s face when he showed you his new suit stark had designed for him
- “BaBE BABE BABE DO YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS INSANE”
- sending him loads of supporting texts after getting all these videos that make him blush
- “MY BOYFRIEND IS THE CUTEST WOW”
- you don’t hear from him for the rest of the day, which is a bit alarming, but you try to think only the best and hope that he’s doing alright
- then all of a sudden you get a facetime call
i know, not a vlog, but i think he’d actually do this tbh- he’s actually in the middle of the airport fight
- “woah, there’s captain america…black widow..hey who’s the new guy?”
- “UNDEROOS”
- “shit, babe that’s me i gotta go”
- hearing him in the background
- watching various superheros flying across the screen of your phone and seeing random explosions
- peter screaming often
- him swinging across the camera
- head ass just left his phone chilling while he fought
- thinking he could actually get in lots of trouble for this???
- oh well
- after everything calms down, a disheveled peter returns to the screen
- “oh hey, angel, you’re still here”
- he sounds kinda outta breath
- his mask is half on
- he’s got a few bruises forming
- “peTER I SAW YOU FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN AND-”
- “I STOLE CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SHIELD”
- followed by: “sHIT I GOTTA GO MISS YOU LOVE YOU BYE”
- him hanging up very quickly with a panicked look on his face
- not hearing from him until another hour later
- this one was shorter but it was still cute as hell
- “aND THEN MR. STARK SAID, ‘HEY UNDEROOS!’ AND I SWUNG IN AND I STOLE CAP’S SHIELD AND I WAS ALL ‘hey everybody’ and tHEN I STOLE CAP’S SHIELD AND-”
- he stopped when there was a knock at the door
- “hold up, baby”
- homeboy flipping across the bed
- you’re still in aw of his abilities ????
- “hey”
- “we have thin walls, you know”
- “so sorry, happy, it’s for y/n!!”
- “goodnight, y/n”
- “goodnight, happy!!”
- *no response*
- “ok, i’m back.. i think i need some sleep though, i can’t feel the left right side of my face. but i love you and miss you a lot and i think i come home tomorrow, did i mention i miss you? anyways, goodnight baby!”
- he didn’t even edit it he was so tired, but it made you happy he was finally getting some rest
- in the mornings he made you another vlog
- “ok, good morning, *rubbing eyes, lots of yawning*, i’m on my way home, berlin was crazy, did i tell you i stole cap’s shield last night, babe?”
- “anyways, i really really miss you. god, i haven’t kissed you in like 30 hours this is ridiculous”
- IF YOU THINK THIS BOY DIDN’T PUT TOGETHER A BLOOPERS VLOG FOR YOU TOO YOU ARE WRONG
- he also had tony give you a little hello
- “peter did great at the stark internship retreat, y/n, and-”
- “oh, mr. stark, she knows it’s cool, she’s in on our little secret”
- lots of bloopers of him messing up his lines that he prepared in his head
- trying to speak german
- key word: trying
- retelling the captain america story
- talking about taking out bucky and sam
- he said he missed you about 73847493 times
- and he made sure you knew that
- and you definitely felt it
- but it made it much more bearable having him being gone
OK I LOVED DOING THIS THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING IT!!!