when I know someone I despise and fear is coming over I, being the childish being who wants to calm down and feel safe somehow, put on my Deadpool shirt because he’d beat the shit out of my enemy and comfort me with a bottle of chloroform and take me out for chimichangas.
Next time you need courage pretend some of your favorite characters are there to protect and help you
or imagine a large demonic-like being is right behind you glaring them down and ready to attack.
I have the best cat ever. She walked in to check out who was in her house, hissed at him twice, and I lift her up like ‘hey..! an animal!! wow..!!’ and he goes to pet her even though she obvious doesn’t like him and is hissing, so she bites him.
I love her.
Toad's Cave 