Headcanon of Dazai and Atsushi reaction to their s/o doing this: they’re shopping. S/o is tired. S/o hides in a tiny wardrobe out of nowhere and locks themselves in. “This is cozy. Good night”.

okiitas-imagines:

Atsushi Nakajima 

• The minute he realizes they’re gone he goes into a slight panic and looks around for them 
• Did they wonder off somewhere? Did they leave? Why didn’t they tell him? 
• It’s okay, he tells himself. I’m sure they’re around here somewhere 
• But then another realization sets in
• What if someone kidnapped them? I mean, it’s not unlikely considering the enemies the agency has 
• Oh god, he’d never forgive himself if that happened 
• His searching for them becomes more frantic and he begins calling out their name
• Once he finally finds them a sigh of relief leaves his lips 
• Still worried, he asks them what’s wrong
• When they finally say it, he deadpans 
• Are you kidding me??
• He tries to convince them to come out. Surely their home is much cozier than the wardrobe 

Dazai Osamu 

• Even though it may seem like he isn’t paying attention, he knows his s/o’s whereabouts at all times 
• Even so, he decides to play along, happily humming as he pretends to search for them 
• “(Y/n)-chan~ where did you run off to?“ 
• When he finally ‘finds’ them he puts his hand over his heart dramatically and says “There you are! I’ve been looking for you everywhere!!” “Why don’t you tell me what you’re doing in there, love" 
• "I’m tired. This was the coziest place I could find. Let me sleep in peace” comes a sleepy voice 
• Dazai chuckles and tries to convince them to come out. He offers them snuggles when they get home 
• If that doesn’t work he pouts until they at least let him join them