works-of-fanfiction:

Dating Peter Parker Would Include…

• He’d ask you out in such an awkward and cheesy way that would totally make your heart melt.

• He’d secretly make a Spotify playlist of songs that remind him of you, and you’d catch him listening to it occasionally.

• He’d send you stupid photos and gifs all the time to make you smile. You’d have a lot of private jokes with each other.

• He’d make you watch old movies and sit there quoting them all the way through. He’d get too excited over his favourites.

• He’d trust you to know about him being Spider-Man, and he’d make you pinky swear not to tell anyone.

• If you ever felt upset and called him, he’d swing by and be at your window in no time, just hanging there and waiting to be let in. He would never let you be alone when you’re down.

• He’d talk about Tony a lot, and you’d start to count how many times he mentioned him in a day, then tease him with the amount.

• You’d go on all kinds of stereotypical high school dates; the movies, theme parks, laser tag, etc.

“I am a superhero, and I have the best girlfriend in the world! How lucky is that?”

• He’d show you secret photos and videos he snapped of the Avengers and enthuse about them to you.

• He’d call you at ridiculous times and insist on taking you for ice cream.

• If you ever fought, he’d feel so bad about it and buy you flowers to cheer you up. He’d always sit down and talk things through with you.

• If you had an especially bad argument, he’d wait outside your window and tap on it constantly until you eventually let him in.

• He’d compliment you everytime he saw you, and remind you that you’re beautiful.

• He’d hug you from behind all the time. He’d surprise you and pick you up from behind too, squeezing you tightly.

• He’d take you to the top of the highest trees, and you’d sit up there for hours just telling stories.

• He’d keep a box of your memories, including photos, old tickets and small gifts you’d bought him.

• On special occasions, he’d give you two cards – one he bought, and one he made. You’d always prefer the handmade one.

• You’d surprise him by making your own Spider-Man dress and wearing it to a fancy dress party or on Halloween – “We totally match now! But people still can’t know I’m Spider-Man, okay?”

• He’d help you with your science homework.

• You’d get on really well with Aunt May, and you’d often just sit and chat to her whilst you waited for Peter to come home.

• He’d try to act intimidating in front of other guys so it’s clear you’re his. He’d want to protect you.

• He’d ask you to homecoming by spelling it out on a cake or a pizza.

• He’d sneak notes into your locker all the time. If he had to leave suddenly, he would draw a spider on a piece of paper and put it in there to tell you.

• He’d want to hold your hand everywhere you went.

• You’d sometimes want to go with him if he was needed, and he’d convince you to stay. He’d threaten to tangle you in web if you kept asking.

• He’d sneakily take photos of you when he thought you looked your most beautiful.

“Have I ever told you that you’re SUPER pretty? Seriously, I could stare at you all day…”

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