antifasteve:

anyways heres my pegging opinions:

• steve rogers: he loves girls bc hes a bicon but hes v bad at actually succeeding in dating one so hes theoretically super into pegging if given the chance. wakes up in the 21st century, learns that pegging is a thing, and is so fucking sad that peggy (aka pegging carter) never got the chance to take them cakes to town
• thor: claims hes not into pegging but thats bc he and jane tried it once where he fell asleep missionary style bc he was so bored. hence the “it was a mutual dumping” but then he gets dommed by valkyrie and he learns that his lil sparkshow lightning? aint shit in comparison to the way his prostate got slammed all the way to vahalla
• tony: hes tried a lil bit of everything if were being perfectly honest. doesnt really get into pegging w pepper until after iron man three when he watches her slam her fist thru a suit and realizes that he wants her to do that to his hole
• bruce: ITS A LIL TO STRESSFUL FOR HIM AND HES A PUSSY SO NO
• the hulk: YASSSS KING OF GETTING THEM GREEN CHEEKS BEAT
• loki: bisexual icon who couldnt penetrate a woman if he tried so instead he just gets screwed into a mattress like the bottom he is