– Despite most things being a joke to him, he’d be surprisingly mature about it.
– He’d still throw good natured jokes at you though.
– “Uh oh, someone’s l wearing granny panties. I’m guessing your vagina looks like an AppleBees Shirley temple?”
– He’d sit with you on the couch with his arm around you while you both watch a movie.
– If your period causes cramps he would give you a gentle massage wherever it hurt.
– “Believe it or not but the lotion I’m using today is completely organic. Organic meaning it came from my body. Go green.”
– Laughter is the best medicine.
– He’s still Wade and still trying anything possible to make you laugh even when you feel crappy.
– He’d go out and buy tampons/pads for you since he’s not ashamed. Why would he be?
– If anyone tries to attack his masculinity just because he’s buying feminine products for you, he’d just laugh and pull out his switch blade with a straight face.
– “Your face is gonna need a tampon when I’m done with you. Back up.”
– He’d definitely bring up the topic of sex while you’re on your period.
– But at least you know he loves you enough to still have sex with you on your period! Not everyone would.
– But Wade would. That’s all that matters.
Colossus/Piotr Rasputin
– He only finds out after you tell him.
– He’s a little dense.
– When you politely refused to go swimming with him, he thought you had an X-Men mission that day.
– When you asked him to heat up a water bottle for you, he thought you liked drinking warm water.
– He didn’t get the appeal of drinking warm water but he tried it after you asked him for some. He wasn’t that big of a fan.
– It wasn’t until you asked him to massage your lower back because of the cramps that he inquired as to why you were aching.
– “What is wrong, дорогая (darling)? Did you get hurt on a mission?”
– You tell him what’s happening and he feels a little dumb for not realizing.
– “I knew you didn’t drink warm water but I didn’t realize why you wanted it. This makes sense now!”
– Now that he knew you were on your period, he became adamant on you letting him help with anything.
– He made sure to keep track of when you needed to take you pain medication.
– “It has been 6 hours, here, eat this protein bar first.”
– He gives gentle forehead kisses as reassurances that he’s still with you when you nap.
– Piotr is all around very supportive and gentle about it all. He makes sure you don’t strain yourself whatsoever.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead/Ellie Phimister
– She knows you started because of your shared cycle.
– It’s just a really sweet exchange of care between you both because she gets it.
– “I’m going to the store, do you need anything?” Even if you say no she brings you back a snack or a soft throw blanket.
– Lots of cuddles and hand holding as reassurance that you’re both there for one another.
– Neither of you mind sitting in silence since she’s a generally quiet girl. The radiating love you receive from her is more than enough.
– She won’t let Douchepool anyone bother you while you’re resting together.
– Ellie would definitely play with your hair as a distraction from any pain or discomfort.
– She would give you one headphone while she had the other so you could both listen to her music as a relaxation technique.
– There would be a lot of watching the other X-men train while exchanging witty remarks to each other.
– “Do you think when the drains get stopped up it’s because of a certain someone’s blue fur?”
– All in all, Ellie is very understanding and gentle with you.
Domino/Neena Thurman
– She was out at the store restocking on things and bought tampons/pads as part of the grocery list.
– Lucky you! Turns out you started right when she got back home.
– If you cried from pain? Guess who’s hands are ‘rubbing luck off’ on you to get rid of the pain.
– Might not work but at least it made you smile.
– You’re honestly blessed to have her because the second you need ANYTHING she just so happens to have it ready.
– Neena seems like a firm believer in the ‘activity makes the pain dull’ so you can bet your bottom dollar that there’s music playing for you both to dance to at all times.
– She’d make a sweet picnic lunch for the both of you so you can just go outside to get your mind off of everything for a while and breathe some air.
– She’s not shy to keep the love going in your shared bedroom.
– “I love all of you. All day. Every day of the month.”
– She’s very gentle with you since she knows some spots on your body could be tender.
– Domino is just a very loving s/o and YOU’RE the lucky one to have her.
– She’s sure to tell you that every chance she gets.
– “How did I get so lucky?” She knows it’s cheesy but it still gets the same smile from you every time.
Cable/Nathan Summers
– Having been with women before, he’s no stranger to all the side effects of having a uterus.
– When you tell him that you’d rather take a hot bath than to your usual date night activity, he immediately catches on.
– “Do I need to go buy you anything?” He tries to leave it open so you can confirm what he was suspecting.
– When you do confirm it he goes into comforting boyfriend mode.
– The blankets are extra fluffy and the food is extra warm; mirroring his hugs.
– You would be sitting on your couch in comfortable silence together when all of a sudden you’re pulled to his chest. He won’t look at you, trying to maintain his macho aura.
– “What? You were going to get a crick in your neck if you stayed where you were. I don’t want to hear you complain about that and cramps.”
– He probably wouldn’t give you any massages but he’d be gentler with the way he touches you.
– Gentle kisses all over your face if you wake up in discomfort.
– He’d be pretty good at distracting you from any pain but he’d prefer if you just took pain medication in case he doesn’t succeed.
– He always does though.
– He’s much more patient than if you weren’t on your period since you might be a little slower than normal.
– You better believe he WILL REFUSE to allow you to sleep with a heating pad of any sort. He doesn’t like any risk of fire.
– BUT you know his hand is gonna rest on your belly where you need the warmth and it won’t move all night. Neither will you because he’s got you in his arms.
– He’ll spoon you from behind and rest his cheek against yours as he holds you.
– He loves you a lot and his actions during your period prove it.
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