jewishspider:

sometimes a family is a pansexual regenerating assassin with psychosis and stage 4 cancer, his stripper gf, his metal superhero bf, his other bf who is from the future with a technorganic virus and a fanny pack, their pyromaniac son, their punk lesbian daughter, her gf, the cool aunt with awesome luck powers, a blind old woman who probably does cocaine, an aspiring contract killer who is also a cab driver, and also weasel is inexplicably there