“Listen, Rhodey, I’ve been thinking.”
“Oh God. About what?”
“You know how I keep stumbling across these brilliant scientist kids?“
"No. Harley was an accident, but you actively tracked down Peter.“
"And I’ve been such a good mentor to them?“
"You gave them cool stuff.“
"And advice. Well, I decided I’m gonna start a summer camp.“
“Tony, no.“
"Yeah. It’ll be a place for kids to come and learn how to design and build really cool tech.“
"Not a good idea.“
“I need to figure out how to subtly imply that kids with powers should apply."
"Please stop."
"I just wish Bruce was here. He’d make such a good camp counselor."
"Okay, now I know you’re just messing with me.”
-because of this awesome art by @acenwiggles and my immediate reaction of “he should start a summer camp” (I still haven’t decided if he is serious or not)
This needs to be the next movie.
It’ll be like a STEM Camp only a STARK Camp.
Science, Technology, Anarchy, and Rock music for Kids.
You’d think the “Anarchy” part would scare parents off but parents of the kinds of kids who apply to STARK Camp are just glad it’s happening somewhere other than the living room. And really they appreciate the honesty.
I imagine it’s mostly science and tech but since it’s also a safe space for kids to mess around with their powers there’s a cabin of kids with super powers who don’t really do science, and they feel out of place at first but then everyone REALLY wants to build tech for them
And there’s one non-superpowered kid who just wants to play rock music and shows up on the first day and has NO idea what is going on
And poor Rhodey, who thinks this whole thing is an elaborate and keeps agreeing to things because he’s playing along, like "sure, Tony, I’ll be a "counselor” at your “camp”“
And then he and Tony are standing there watching the kids arrive and Tony is in his Iron Man suit, because he’s Tony, and Rhodey’s finally like, okay maybe this is real and then Tony says "okay, I’m gonna go save the world now,” and just fucking flies off
And then he circles back and is like "just kidding” and Rhodey’s like “I knew it, I knew this was all dumb pranks” and Tony’s like “no I was kidding about leaving”
(But secretly Rhodey ends up loving it and kind of wishes Tony would leave so he could just run the camp himself)
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